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In the Dark Ages, the sorcerer Merlin retrieves the magical sword Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake for Uther Pendragon, who is declared king. In exchange for their future child, Merlin uses his Charm of Making to help Uther seduce Igrayne, the Duke of Cornwall's wife. When the Duke dies in battle and Igrayne gives birth to Arthur, Merlin takes the boy. Ambushed by the Duke's men, a mortally-wounded Uther thrusts Excalibur into a stone. Merlin declares that he who pulls the sword from the stone shall be king. Merlin entrusts Ector to raise Arthur, who becomes squire to Ector's son Kay. An annual jousting tournament gives the winner the right to try pulling the sword from the stone, though none have been able to do so. When Arthur loses Kay's sword and is desperate to find a replacement, he effortlessly pulls the sword from the stone, proving he is Uther's rightful heir. Leodegrance pledges his allegiance to Arthur, but they are opposed by knights who dispute Arthur's kingship as a bastard. Defending Leodegrance's castle and his daughter Guenevere, Arthur defeats Uryens and compels him to swear allegiance. Smitten with Guenevere, Arthur ignores Merlin's warning that she'll fall in love with someone else. Years later, the undefeated knight Lancelot has blocked a bridge and defeats each of Arthur's knights as they try to cross. Arthur himself is nearly defeated before unethically calling on the power of Excalibur to unfairly defeat Lancelot, breaking the indestructible blade in half across the armored heart of the impeccable warrior and plunging Lancelot to the ground as if dead. The Lady of the Lake restores the sword to a remorseful Arthur, and Lancelot swears allegiance to him. Unifying the land, Arthur and his knights create the Round Table and the castle Camelot. Secretly infatuated with each other, Lancelot escorts Guenevere to her wedding to Arthur, declaring that his loyalty to the king outweighs his love for her. Arthur's half-sister Morgana, the daughter of the Duke of Cornwall, reveals to Merlin that she is a sorceress, and Lancelot brings Perceval, who hopes to become a knight, to Camelot. Influenced by Morgana, Gawain drunkenly accuses Guenevere of betraying the king, and demands a duel over her innocence. Resolved to impartially uphold the law, Arthur cannot defend Guenevere's honor himself. When no champion will fight for the queen, Perceval steps forward and is knighted by Arthur, before Lancelot arrives and defeats Gawain, sparing his life. Lancelot is followed into the forest by a deeply moved Guenevere, and they make love. Informed by Merlin, Arthur tracks them and thrusts Excalibur into the ground between the sleeping lovers. Merlin's magical link to the land impales him on the sword, as Morgana magically traps him and then steals his Charm of Making. Taking Guenevere's form, Morgana seduces Arthur and gives birth to a son, Mordred, infecting the land with famine and sickness. Struck by a magical bolt of lightning, a weakened Arthur sends his knights to search for the Holy Grail, hoping to restore the land and himself. Many knights die on their quest or are bewitched into Morgana's service, but Perceval resists her attacks. Mordred reaches adulthood, and his mother gifts him a golden suit of armour that she has enchanted so that no weapon made by man can pierce it. Mordred demands Arthur's crown, but Arthur can only offer him his love as his father, which is the only thing Mordred doesn't want from him, vowing to take Camelot by force. Unable to save Uryens from Mordred, Perceval is attacked by Lancelot, who has renounced his knighthood. Thrown into a river and nearly drowned, Perceval is transported to the Grail and proves himself worthy, bringing the Grail to Arthur. He drinks from the Grail and is revitalized along with the land, calling upon Kay to rally their remaining forces against Mordred. Arthur finds Guenevere at a convent, and they reconcile before she gives him back Excalibur, which she had held in secret. At Stonehenge, Arthur's love liberates Merlin and they share a final conversation. Merlin tricks Morgana into speaking the Charm of Making, exhausting her powers and enveloping the battlefield in mist. Mordred discovers his now-haggard aged mother, murdering her in disgust. Arthur and his men battle Mordred's forces, using the mist in their favour. Lancelot comes to Arthur's aid, reconciling with his friend and dying a true knight. At the battle's end, only Arthur, Perceval, and Mordred remain. In single combat, Mordred mortally wounds Arthur, running him through with a spear. But Arthur pulls himself down the spear's shaft and stabs Mordred with Excalibur (a weapon not made by man), killing him. Arthur commands Perceval to throw Excalibur into the water, knowing the sword will rise again for a worthy king. The Lady of the Lake catches the sword and disappears, and Perceval watches as Arthur is carried away on a ship toward Avalon.